Production Notes: This script is awful. It's offensive. It's crude. It's ugly. In fact, I'm just going to claim I found it in a drawer and don't know who wrote it. I only posted it because no one has ever read it and I feel like every script should at least get a chance. So have at it. Look at the bright side: It's only 95 pages.
Brief Bio: Mike Leon is actually a swarm of insects wearing a man suit.
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